shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007

Shitters

When you feel you have to take a shit because your so nervous.

Before riding that roller coaster a got the shitters.

by UrbanSlang12321 May 16, 2016

Tit Shitter

Someone who shits on tits... Or poos out boobs.

"That was guy was a total Tit Shitter!"

"Simon is a Tit-Shitter."

"Hey man you got some tit in your shit... ya Tit Shitter."

by Cheif Queef Latiff August 9, 2009

bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

by xxpure_evilxx September 2, 2009

titty shitter

The act of shitting titties.
Used as an insult when you've run out of sense full ones.

Komal and I were having a cuss war until we ran out of words.
When I called her a titty shitter it was silent from there on.
Yeah,
Owned.

by JoeyF November 27, 2007

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

mad shitter

Someone who shits and leaves it for someone else to admire.

We discovered that Johnny was the Mad Shitter after he left the shithouse.

by King Roy May 13, 2005