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Throbbing Shannon

A severe migrane that usually results from hanging out with a basic girl
OMG that girl was so loud my head is pounding with a throbbing Shannon
by starboi100 November 25, 2018
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Shannon Slade

a very shady, slady, slay queen type gyal
"omg it's Shannon Slade. SLAY QUEEN!!! GAY ICON!!!"
by edsheeranismyidol November 22, 2021
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shannon

who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb
by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020
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Shannon

A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
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The luis Shannon show

That the luis Shannon show bloke is well good and not racist and snowflakes are stinky nonces
by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020
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Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019
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Shannoned

To be denied a request for no reason
To have your idea be used after being reject by someone in charge
Did you ask about your idea?
Yes but it looks like I was shannoned
by Icanntspell May 29, 2019
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