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Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005
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window shopping

When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.
Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!
by redandsymmetry February 22, 2017
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schlupping

v. To carry an object or objects from one location or another, usually with some amount of difficulty.
Schlupping bags from one end of the terminal to the other is a pain in the ass.
by Fordfox April 25, 2006
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Shipping

When you think two people are a match made in heaven for each other, you ship them. Usually used in fandoms.
person 1: Omg, are you shipping Kambrose or Lambrose?
person 2: Kambrose? No! Never! When did that even exist?
person 1: Someone thought it would be funny to say Karim and Mr Ambrose... like this book is set in the victorian times. Gay love wasn't welcome at all.
person 2: Who cares, I ship Lilly Linton and Rikkard Ambrose so hard I could die.
person 1: Agreed, Lambrose for the win!!!!!!!!!
by jace545 October 22, 2015
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Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!
by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009
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Hood Shopping

Removing oneself from one's comfortable, suburban, white lifestyle for the day, by going shopping in one's local hood with a group of friends to take advantage of the ridiculously inexpensive clothing stores. The experience can be augmented by trying on flat brimmed hats, blasting hip hop on the way down, and dining at such hood quality institutions as McDonalds or Pop-eyes.
"Nice new purse Tracey! What store in the mall did you buy it from??"
"Bitch please! They don't have this shit at the mall, you have to go hood shopping to find this kind of fly-ass style! I got this and a matching hooker heels for $10! Gosh I love the hood!"
by aaaPp October 14, 2008
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slapping cheeks

Having sex, when your thighs slap her cheeks.
Doug's got a new girlfriend, you slapping cheeks, Doug?
by meekshady July 31, 2016
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