semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013

Semen-Demon

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.

Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.

by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022

semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy

Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.

by Swishsemen August 19, 2017

Semen Horse

the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i

s e m e n h o r s e semen horse

Y a y

Sore man hat

Sir men hoard

Sea moon hoove

Salamander heart

Soup mop hole

Sherlock holmes

Sheep mutt hell

Shore mint hand

Salmon house

Sigma hen

Sand mic whore

Saul goodman hope

Spin min hits

Spoiled milk hints

Skimmed mind hunts

Suck my hair

Stool month hind

Skunk mean hockey

Sold mold hold

Sun more hucks

Sleep main hedge

Stud munk heaven

Sore moose hill

Seek mom hack

Slay muffin hook

Shirt morph hooligan

Sum mum hum

Sun mun hun

Sushi mush hush

Slick med head

Shark mesh hulk

Sunday hump

Spoon much hub

Storm perm tilt

Stunned dung beetle

Ash club force

by gognel house May 21, 2023

semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.

Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"

by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019