Scooter

People that snake you because they think there cool.

Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’

by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020

kiss a scooter boy day

October 9th is national kiss a scooter boy day…
let’s go make out with a scooter kid at the park

kiss a scooter boy day

by wsg maki October 4, 2021

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025

scooters

A scooter is something you ride to travel around faster

Scooters is more than one scooter

A pro scooter is a scooter that is

made for tricks or stunts and in competitions

Yo there riding scooters

by Icy 420 November 13, 2018

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

scooter

adj. smooth

You have a nice taste in whiskey; but if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket - it'll be very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!

by Philandra August 11, 2021

Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.

Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018