Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
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Jugg Scale

Jugg Scale a sub-genre to Jugg editing. Jugg editing is a style that basically is just anime edits with plugg songs used as the audio. Jugg Scale is very similar to this but in a way more simpler with it just consisting of scale ins and outs and offset and inverts and more. This style as well as normal Jugg is popular mostly on tiktok and insta.

Written by @moonshinefr on tiktok
Oh and btw I might do one for modern jugg. Jugg scale is derived from the Latin word ''PLUHHHGG''.
by Moonshinefr September 15, 2022
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Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".
"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."
by Shaquan Johnson August 05, 2008
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Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."
by CanadianBadass March 24, 2014
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Attraction Scale

A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.

Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?

Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
by xMillzee September 29, 2016
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the redonc scale

A scale from 1- 6 of redonculous things or actions, 1 being the least redonc and 6 being the most redonc.
Wo that cd was a 3 on the redonc scale
That triple backflip was a 6 on the redonc scale
by shredsor September 08, 2008
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Scrumi scale

A scale of how scrummy(delicious) something was. (Invented by EJ Drazin)
“Wow, that ice cream was amazing, at least a 7/10 on the scrumi scale.”
“Truly scrumalicous”
by E-Jard August 14, 2022
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