The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. She has big boobs and a booty, so guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
by unsatisfab September 25, 2014

Mike Sara the kind of bloke that would give fuck your mother whilst tossing you dad off, usually accompanied by ODS
by Ods November 28, 2018

When Sara does not wash the dirty debo out of her vagina for weeks at a time and uses her panties to scrub his dinner plate
by hehehahajason January 7, 2014

by charlottefromdiscord April 26, 2022

by Ooftaleky October 27, 2022

Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.
by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022

An after thought.
by AllenGarcia October 5, 2012
