International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).
by Lauren Cross July 20, 2008
Get the Alberto Sanchezmug. A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.
by otisg March 5, 2008
Get the fernando sanchezmug. The act or result of violently stuffing a balloon knot so vigorously, it begins to bleed. Followed by applying the resulting anal wall residue and blood, goopy and very adhesive, mixture to the face. The application is intended to resemble a moustache.
John boy enjoyed a fine marlboro while Mary Jane cleaned herself up in the lavatory. "I'm an artist when it comes to a Bloody Sanchez. Hot Damn!" John boy exclaimed.
by orificium April 15, 2006
Get the bloody sanchezmug. When a man is having anal intercourse with a woman, and pulls his dick out of her ass and has shit on it. Then, he slowly drags his dick over her upper lip and leaves behind shit that resembles Pedro's mustache.
by Tri fold March 5, 2010
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. An out of work male porn star out of the 80s standing about 6ft 3in with busshy long sideburns, driving a buick regal out of the 80s, and a fairly thin black mustasche that just screams dirty sanchez. but now working a Culver's resteraunt talking about dorky computer humbo jumbo. ("i be like")
hey kyle and eric! look, here comes dirty Sanchez Hasty into work with nothing but nasty and nerdy intentions.
by Uncle December 3, 2004
Get the Sanchez Hastymug. After successfully completeing a dirty sanchez take a ham sandwich and wipe it across the upper lip of the person who received it, and feast!
by Tony Pepperoni June 21, 2006
Get the ham sanchezmug. The act of penetrating a womans Vagina during the menstrual cycle, then re-penetrating the anus where-in the male ejaculates fallowed by a re-penetration of the womans mouth where the goal is leaving a Reddish, brownish white glazed coating on the lips of the womans mouth.
by Fear&Loathing (Dave) December 15, 2008
Get the Mediterranean Sanchezmug.