salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014

salty bishop

When, while sitting in a confession booth at church, the preist masturbates and hits you with a spray of seamen through the mesh screen window.

"dude, you are covered in cum, did you just come from church?!"
"yeah man, got hit with a nasty salty bishop!"

by Danevan July 28, 2008

salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 October 9, 2008

Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

Still Salty

The ultimate dis track about SYNing

Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"

by Your Granny Tranny xoxo August 5, 2020