bella swan

Basic white girl that's the worst character in the entire history of literature
Becky: Twilight is the best book ever.
Teen: I read Twilight and you're a Bella Swan.
by suck_my_d33 January 12, 2025
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Dull Swans

A term for a couple who would rather lay in bed making swan sounds than having sex.
I’d rather be dull swans tonight as the tacos have really hit me hard.
by Bigeagle5 January 26, 2022
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Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 05, 2022
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swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.
While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?
by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019
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Grey Swan Guild

The Grey Swan Guild. Is a virtual Think Tank that was formed in 2020 by a group of people around the world responding to large scale events with better tools and better communications to become more resilient. There goal is to make the world a better place through Sensemaking and Futures thinking.
We wanted to join the Grey Swan Guild in order to build out a "GSG Thousand Day Radar" ... it's one of their tools to help access the future and become more resilient. It's like TED but without all the glitz and flash.... It's the 5 weeks not the 15 minutes.
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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Swan Reece

A flamboyant gay male that is your best friend in the whole world. Someone you have been through thick and thin with. A Swan Reece is always there for your for whatever reason and in return you help them with their identity crisis and calm them when they’re freaking out about Tom Holland. A Swan Reece is literally the best thing you could ever have, and it’s something you hope to carry to your grave.
“Swan Reece hasn’t texted me lately about his new celebrity crush
by stinkyratballs May 29, 2021
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Swanning

The period between when the queen dies, and the next coronation, when all the swans in the UK become fare game in a purge-style event. Local parks become tasty tasty bloodbath, and there's foie gras for all!
Bro, Liz is dead, we going swanning fam? Yes blad, Let me get me garden sheers!
by FoxBear May 20, 2022
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