When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.
Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)
by BongGod420 October 15, 2022
Get the Super Sonic Chronic Stealmug. when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.
"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
by Michael Goulis April 27, 2008
Get the pre-stealmug. A girl that was in a relationship when u met and u stole…. That makes her a steal-able bitch because it’s likely she will be stolen from u the same way u stole her… she won’t hold u down.
by Baby Rayne July 8, 2021
Get the steal-able bitchmug. by El Pseudonymio July 29, 2025
Get the Steal A Brainrotmug. Falsely accusing me of stealing so you can justify stealing.
Hym "Which is not what I did to Kendra McKeefry or Marina Derfus. Nor what I did to the YouTube trash. And you idiots allowing these people to invent an imaginary offense and then try to punish me extrajudicially got somebody's kid killed and now you are trying to cover that up as though it isn't the direct result of you prioritizing the stealing the, rape porn, and your kids over me instead of engaging critically with what I have been saying. You cared more about controlling my options than you did a resolution that works for me and you suffered the consequences and I refused to suffer them with you because it isn't my fault. What happened to Liam Payne? You tried to bully the wrong person to death and he killed himself. What happened with the school shootings? You tried to bully someone to death and they killed you instead. So. The only way I'm not going to murder a child is if you stop trying to get me to do what you want UPTO AND INCLUDING work. End of discussion. Concede or roll the dice. No negotiation."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Stealingmug. A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug. by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the nips of stealmug.