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Squat brat

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.
by Squat Brat February 23, 2017
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squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame
I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.
by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016
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Oscar Squat

Oscar Squat aka Ondskan Squat is a man who can squat. "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" -Oscar Squat fanboy squad.
Fanboy squad "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Oscar "kill me now"
Oscar Squat
by Simon h8ter 69 420 December 10, 2019
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pelvic squat

when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free
me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain
by Hos May bru August 24, 2017
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squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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squat jam

by Dr. King January 12, 2009
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