Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019

Socialicious

When there is going to be a larger number of the opposite sex at a party or social gathering

Friday nights gig is gonna be socialicious

by gutterlove March 1, 2009

Socialmite

A socialmite is someone who occupies the cusp of the inner circle, whatever inner circle that may be. They are not quite a member, but not an outside either. The cause of this phenomenon has not yet been determined, but more can be seen at socialmite.blogspot.com.

Paris Hilton is a socialite, but her cousin is a socialmite.

by TheSocialmite December 16, 2009

Socialpath

A person that talks another to death(not literally)

That girl is a total socialpath, she was talking me to death!

by Ashlavy July 19, 2016

Socialin'

On the internet catching up on all of your social media.

"What's up man?" "Nothing much, just socialin'"

by Ready! August 5, 2016

socalisicurum

the desire to sleep in a dryer

you ever feel socalisicurum? yeah me neither cos im not mentally ill

by mothballbaby November 16, 2021

socalisicurum

the urge or desire to climb into a dryer and sleep in it

have you ever felt socalisicurum? yeah me neither cos im not mentally ill

by mothballbaby November 16, 2021