situation friend

a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.

example 1

(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together

ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex

girl: we volunteer at the same place

ex3:

patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends

by echo88 March 26, 2023

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

boob grab situation

When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.

Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.

by Mister twink January 24, 2023

Situation

Blue eyed dressed for every situation

Moving through the doorway of a nation

Pick me up and shake the doubt

Baby I can't do without

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

I remember only for an hour

Move right through me can you feel the power

I don't know what's going on

It scares me but it won't be long

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Now he's in control he is my lover

Nations stand against him he's your brother

Been a long time, been a long time now

I'll get to you somehow

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Situation

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

Aarifian Situation

Being in a situation where you have to chose between your career and the love of your life.

Yesterday, my girlfriend called me to either let me go or get ready for the marriage.
While I was about to start my career and hoped it to flourish, I had to choose between my career and the love of my life.
My friend: Looks like you are in an Aarifian situation. Choose wisely bruh.

by Aadu26 January 11, 2024

situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 12, 2024