Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

simmy

Short for "simulation". An adjective to mean fake, i.e. "simulated".

Did you see Jack after his cosmetic surgery? It's made him look simmy af!

Did you see Sarah's new ass? It's not in proportion with the rest of her body, and now she looks simmy af.

by koffedann March 25, 2024

Simmynoodle

A kid (17 or under) who is obsessed with music technology and huzz

You're being such a Simmynoodle!

by JamesMacraeMusic January 23, 2025

simma

Referring to being a genuine man and being cool to others

“Hey man you are totally a simma!”

by clashfox January 29, 2025

simmersome

The act of entertaining multiple trains of thought in hopes that their amalgamation leads to a unique idea—similar to the phrase 'sleep on it'.

Person 1: Any of these strategies appeal to you?
Person 2: Too early to tell, I'll get back to you after I simmersome.

by StreetNight February 21, 2025

SIMMBA

While having sex with a woman on her period a person inserts their thumb inside and then wipes the period blood on her forehead and Yells Simmba. Bonus points if you sing hankuna matata afterwards.

It was shark week so I gave my lady a simmba.

by Boopasnoop1 March 20, 2026

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025