Shrock

A genre of music based around the British TV Show, Sherlock. It stands for Sherlock Rock. This genre is widely known to be awesome, but has a high population of Johnlock lyrics.

My iPod has mostly Trockand Shrock songs on it.
Did you hear A Bromance in Bohemia's newShrock song?

by annananymous September 7, 2013

shrinkter

ingrown hair on the base of the scrotum, usually has a bloody sort of puss oozing out when looked at carefully

"Jerry, I refuse to suck with that shrinkter right there."

by T Breezy-The Shrinktinator January 4, 2008

shrinkubus

The penis of an incubus that has become flaccid during an attempted nocturnal rape.

"That demon's penis just went all shrinkubus."

by Moon Daddy August 19, 2008

shrook

A way to emphasize a word.

Person 1: I love how people WALK.
Person 2: Why did you shrook the word walk?

by NinjaBottles May 10, 2011

Shrinky dick

Shrinky dick is a term used mostly by women to embarras men for having a small penis.

Guy: "Hey gurl!"

Girl: "Hey shrinky dick."

by The Whitest White Man Ever September 24, 2016

drink and shrink

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"

I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!

by chocolatemilksteak March 15, 2012

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008