Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.

Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!

by handerson1 March 15, 2020

Shakedown

Minneapolis Minnesota artists shakedown @who_is_shakedown on all social media platforms is a African American artists and have surpassed 1 million views plus on YouTube and also have worked with artist such as G HERBO, Lil Zay Osama, Lil Keed, and more.

I want to book shakedown for a show.

by Cashnova May 18, 2022

Showertime Shakedown

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

shazam shame

The feeling one gets after discovering a song you are enjoying is by an artist you hate.

I had major Shazam shame when I found out that I was moved to tears by a Justin Beiber song.

by Elsabug October 5, 2016

Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.

Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!

by Adil3aby December 3, 2017

Bloody shame

A Bloody Mary with no alcohol.

While working as a Bartender in 1973 I was mixing a "Virgin Mary" Cocktail. An Englishman friend was watching me and asked what was I making? I told him it was a "Bloody Mary" but with no alcohol (Vodka) which is called a "Virgin Mary". To that he said, " A Bloody Mary with 'no Alcohol', sounds more like a 'Bloody Shame' to me!" From that day forward, I started calling it a "Bloody Shame" instead of "Virgin Mary" (Which I call sacrilegious and Blasphemy). Wherever I go I call it "Bloody Shame" instead. IT's catching on!!!

Bartender, I'd like a Bloody Shame please!

by Crazy Louie November 25, 2021

Noom Shame

The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.

So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.

by YAWA February 16, 2022