Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.

Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.

by ShammyDooWop February 27, 2016

tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

by Kram Larry October 26, 2022

Jar of Shame

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.

Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.

by Rebexxa October 26, 2010

shame folds

Thee labia minora and labia majora.

Damn girl, you lucky you got such a pretty face cause your shame folds are shameful!

by bebecb October 15, 2017

Crows Shame

.......here we go again. A friend named "Crow" simping REAL HARD for fictional german WW1 soldier, Paul Baumer, from All Quiet on the Western Front/Im Westen Nicht Neues.

Weirdly enough, unlike the others, this one is regarded as her "best" character, as it's helped her mentally, spiritually and... everythingly. Good on ya m8.

"God, he's so fine."- Crow
"Bro shut up with ur Crows Shame"- Ajax
"Penis"- Crow
"DUDE LMFAOOOOO"- Ajax

by SpectacularCr0w February 11, 2023

Noom Shame

The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.

So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.

by YAWA February 16, 2022

Booze-shaming

When pussy ass bitches who can't drink as much as you can start to talk shit about your awesome drinking skills

"Bro, you drink too much booze for a normal human; I'm booze-shaming you."

by Colonel D March 22, 2017