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Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
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mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
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Hole of Shame

The town tramp, the girl that fucks everyone, a sure lay for one in desperation or one highly intoxicated. All men feel the "day after" regret of having entered her hole.
Waking up next to a stinking whale after a night of heavy drinking, Harrison realized he had spent time in the hole of shame.

After doing shots of tequila all night, Todd was inducted into Terri's hole of shame.
by Squeaked Moose October 24, 2011
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Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.
"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"
by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023
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Crows Shame

.......here we go again. A friend named "Crow" simping REAL HARD for fictional german WW1 soldier, Paul Baumer, from All Quiet on the Western Front/Im Westen Nicht Neues.

Weirdly enough, unlike the others, this one is regarded as her "best" character, as it's helped her mentally, spiritually and... everythingly. Good on ya m8.
"God, he's so fine."- Crow
"Bro shut up with ur Crows Shame"- Ajax
"Penis"- Crow
"DUDE LMFAOOOOO"- Ajax
by SpectacularCr0w February 11, 2023
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The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
by Local Twink January 1, 2023
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Rail shaming

A word describing the action of simultaneously shaming an individual for both interailing and mass railing(sex).
person 1: are u actually gonna go on that trip?
person 2: it was just a thought..
person 1: what are u gonna do? sleep around?
person 2: stop rail shaming me!!
by cinnamongurl123 January 10, 2023
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