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Rooster Teeth

A website filled with 14 year-olds who's sole purpose is to brown nose their way to the staff's friend's list. As well as producing Red vs. Blue, Rooster Teeth also employs a Canadian and a bull dyke to produce very unfunny comics slathered with laugh-a-minute jokes about France and video gaming.

It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods shut down the Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).
Pedobear loves Rooster Teeth because the websites abundance of teenagers willing to suck a semi-famous celebritiy's cock.
by Jingoism December 13, 2008
mugGet the Rooster Teethmug.

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à
"So can she goggle the rooster?"
by ALF December 21, 2004
mugGet the goggle the roostermug.

Coconut Rooster

also know as a Coconut Bunny.

A title worn by a an absolutley gorgeous Dark Elven Spellhowler called Matzo (a brand of jewish cracker)

Coconut Rooster is best served on Matzo crackers.
Matzo the spellhowler likes to eat coconut roosters while making coconut rooster noises.
by Ram Rod September 5, 2008
mugGet the Coconut Roostermug.

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.
Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)
by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011
mugGet the The Rooster Teeth Bumpmug.

Rooster Neck Flap

Noun:
The sensitive part of the penis that dangles 2 millimetres just inferior too the penis head.
1. Wow, I would love a girl to blueberry my rooster neck flap
by BOOMSTICK November 4, 2014
mugGet the Rooster Neck Flapmug.

rooster in my rari

Having a cock in your ass.
Damn he's hot. I'd like to have his rooster in my rari.
by swagginzak June 30, 2012
mugGet the rooster in my rarimug.

sneaky rooster

when a chick cuts the top of her hair off, making her look like a rooster, and wraps the hair around her hand and gives a guy a hand job from behind.
"why is your hair all short on top?"
"i gave johnny a sneaky rooster last night."
by coochie queen April 28, 2008
mugGet the sneaky roostermug.

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