Somebody who is totally awesome and is usually the life of the party. Definitely not an asshole.
Also usually the person who helps you move or picks you up from the airport.
Also usually the person who helps you move or picks you up from the airport.
by A D-Rod January 8, 2010
Get the D-Rodmug. This was a sex act created by a good friend of mine a few years ago, when we were discussing the various gross sex things (Hot lunch, Jelly Donut, etc.) Anywho, here's what a Flying Rod is:
Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod.
Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod.
by You dared me to, Justin, so here it is. April 1, 2005
Get the Flying Rodmug. by knucklehead451 October 4, 2005
Get the night rodmug. Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?
Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!
Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!
by meatcurtins July 14, 2010
Get the Rod Stiffingtonmug. by liveforfash January 1, 2018
Get the Mud rodmug. by Manny Klystron January 2, 2009
Get the H-Rodmug. n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in ‘little ones’; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ‘ecstasy’, and which may prove difficult to ‘unload’.
n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’
2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
by G-Dog April 4, 2005
Get the buzz rodmug.