Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater April 29, 2012

warm regards

It's when you poop on a girl's chest after a night of hard drinking and hot sex.

I left her house and her with warm regards.

by MrRoche May 10, 2005

Rebar

The Only Club In Port St. Lucie Worth Going To. Has Drag. Its A Gay Club.

Lets Go To Rebar And Find Some Lesbians!

by Thats Not My Fucking Name! August 1, 2009

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

Jeff Reardon

verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.

(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.

by Wade_Boggs June 24, 2005

Rear

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.

Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!

by Redacted & Revised December 9, 2008