Reeda

A enthusiastic person who always laughs for the stupidest things ever. She tries to make you laugh and is sometimes unaware of what is happening around her. She loves to hang out with her friends and her parents are protective.

Reeda is always laughing at my jokes, even if they are not funny.

by ***starandhearts*** May 16, 2018

Ollie Reeded

A term in honour of the late, Great Oliver Reed, to describe an advanced stage of drunkenness.

"f*ck sake i'm ollie reeded"

by Pisshead111 October 25, 2007

Reedley

Rival town of Sanger. Known by all intelligent people to be the BETTER of the two towns!

Kayla: "I'd rather live in Reedley!

Katie: "Sanger sucks!"

by James G. Mason July 21, 2009

Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Reedy Creek Middle

A f*cked up middle school in NC that has screams echoing through the hallway, a fight weekly, and a stupid student population.

"Reedy Creek Middle Is down the street. I'm terrified of it"

by link8785 November 3, 2017

Reedsburg

A town that neighbors the Wisconsin Dells. Known for its high percentage of easy whores (properly dubbed "Reedsburg Whores or RW's) and rampant sexually transmitted diseases. Many 'graduates' and undergraduates from Reedsburg's joke of a high school find themselves pregnant, helping to make Sauk county the second most likely place to find a teen pregnancy in the state! Reedsburg is also home to Sauk County's largest liquor store, which possibly goes hand in hand with the easy slut population.

-"After Katie used that peroxide bottle for the third time this month, clumps of her hair fell out"
-"Thats a Reedsburg Whore for you"

by LexiconSheDevil February 12, 2008

fuck reeds

The process getting one over on reeds

...Fuck Reeds

by Forthewinningeggchaser March 22, 2019