Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
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Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking
The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day
by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022
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Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.
I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!
by Shyboiagain July 06, 2019
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rectal hole

He is acting like such a rectal hole.
by rw( December 17, 2017
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rectal rapunzel

When your ass hair is so long it can be used as a super power.
When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.
by Doozerdude June 30, 2021
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rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown March 16, 2007
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Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
by Shaftblaster August 08, 2023
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