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Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”
by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025
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rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships
"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other
by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019
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Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.
"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"
by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020
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