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Chanking the puppy

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.
by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019
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Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020
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Puppy hate

The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.
Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.
by Markys112 November 9, 2009
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Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022
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Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020
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Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character
Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa
by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022
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