Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

by Killentime December 28, 2010

Daisy Pukes

Daisy duke shorts worn by a fat girl.

Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude

by TySANJUAN July 6, 2008

Puke Job

During oral sex when the mans penis hits the woman's hanging thing in her throat. this causes her to puke all over the male's penis.

aww man, it was sick i was getting head and she puked all over it! Total Puke Job dude!

by Brian Beigas January 30, 2009

pukka

Pukka. it means the real mcCoy, genuine, echt, the real deal, bona fide, original.

'that thing about pukka being chinese slang for bitches was a load of shite'

by Max Biggins May 1, 2006

pukekohe

just the coolest town in the whole of new zealand :D

awesome pukekohe

by kittykitty :D April 4, 2011

pukkadank

used to describe something in a positive way, something is attractive or good.

e.g 'she is pukkadank'

'those jeans are pukkadank'

by bellanora June 17, 2008

Puke-a-chu

A species of pokemon found in the Montreal region of Canada. These creatures can be identified by there yellow and black colouring, pointy ears, lightning bolt tails, and high blood alcohol content. Generally the loudest creatures at any bar as well as the sexiest. When Puke-a-chus gather in large groups clothing tends to go missing and alcoholic beverages are consumed in massive quantities at an alarming rate. Though the Puke-a-chus natural environment is bars, clubs, and house parties (basically anywhere where alcohol is served), one is likely to find them between the hours of 8am and 1pm preforming what is known as a "walk of fame". Besides drinking and fornicating, Puke-a-chus are know for vomiting in large groups. The act of regurgitation is a social event amongst this species of pokemon, and one will never find a Puke-a-chu vomiting in solitude.

"Did you guys see that group of Puke-a-chus throwing up in that alley?"
"Dude I went to the bar last night and brought home a Puke-a-chu."
"We thought we would win beer olympics until that group of Puke-a-chus came in."

by CC69er December 29, 2013