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Prostitution

The easiest solution to fixing unemployment.
I was living in a box until I started working at a prostitution warehouse; now I live in a nice motel room.
by bg<3 April 20, 2011
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mrs eglinton and carrie and amarpreet
i fuked mrs eglinton
by amarpreet May 17, 2003
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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.
Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!
by JessiccaZombies August 18, 2007
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Emotional Prostitute

A woman or man who is a handful of emotions and issues. Also this person is a whore and craves the D or the P. (noun)
by Some sad person August 26, 2008
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dirty smelly prostitute

Someone who is dirty, smelley, and sells itself for money
Sam sells his soul for cash and is dirty and smelley, meaning he is a dirty smelly prostitute
by JakeJakeJake12345678900 July 17, 2006
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Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
by anonymous February 3, 2005
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