Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017
Get the Pretzel Stickmug. When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017
Get the soggy pretzelmug. by Saltee March 3, 2025
Get the Purple Pretzelmug. by WontResist June 4, 2015
Get the Pretzelmug. A sex position for professionals
Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025
Get the Logic Pretzelmug. A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
by Cragnon March 7, 2024
Get the Pretzel Yearmug.