Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
by Travey James January 6, 2020
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by Angel stella November 30, 2020
Get the Pretzel mug.Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
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This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
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Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
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