premature fuck buddy

Friends that are so close that they can have a sexual relationship and still hangout afterwards. This is about as close a guy and a girl can be without a relationship. The term itself is actually the complete opposite of the meaning. They know that sex represents more than what they have and that they will never have it. They know that they can do anything but that, aside from an all around ;). The two friends love each other and would do anything to make each other happy, hence the name pre-mature fuck buddy.

I love my premature fuck buddy
No we don't have a thing, we are just premature fuck buddy.

by 2serenetohandle January 1, 2015

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.

"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"

by Mc May May July 24, 2009

ski-premacist

A skiier who thinks they are superior to snowboarders simply because they ski. This attitude is usually found in WASP-y New Englanders decked out in Bogner.

Nothing worse than a ski-premacist when you're trying to enjoy a day on the slopes, bro.

by j3ssme0w January 3, 2010

Premake

Re-imagining a popular modern-day film as if it were filmed in the past. Created and popularized by youtube user "whoiseyevan".

I didn't know Ghostbusters was created in the 50s.

No, dude. It wasn't. You're thinking about the premake.

by Beaglejuice October 5, 2009