business before pleasure

There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.

While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."

by Business is pleasure December 9, 2015

Carousel of Self Pleasure

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.

-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.

by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017

her majesty's pleasure

Prison. Derives from "HMP" or "Her Majesty's Prison", a prefix applied to all prisons in the UK.

"Tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure"

by nnnnnnnooopppeee February 26, 2014

Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's.
Beretta: Okay :D
_________________

Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

pressure washer

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.

Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer

by bigsexydlinn May 28, 2010

Moan with pleasure

Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhooohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

31 stone plane passenger forces cabin crew to undress him in cramped loo and wipe his bum while he moan with pleasure.

by Chan Ho Park January 22, 2019

Forward for Pleasure

1. While the man lies on his back on the bed, the female approaches him and straddles his hips with her back to him. The true joy comes when she leans forward as far as she can. Some women may want to grab onto their partner's legs and pull themselves down to the bed. In so doing she drastically alters the angle of penetration. Some couples may find that it is uncomfortable until they adjust the angle of her hips a little. Once this adjustment has taken place she will find sensations unlike any other. She can then rock back and forth with his legs for support or he may wish to support her hips with his arms to assist her movement.
Although it is very pleasurable this position provides little clitoral stimulation. Consequently women who enjoy direct clitoral stimulation may not enjoy this position as much as their partner.

Oh yeah, do it from behind mamma!

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003