poser

Someone who tries to be something (ex. prep, skater, goth, jock... etc.) but really sucks at it and is then called a poser or mabye a loser and has no friends because everyone hates him.

"Dude, u can't skateboard u fucking poser!"

by Heffer May 2, 2003

poser

someone who can't dance game but tries and fails blatantly

Damn that was shitty when that poser got shot on Bye Bye Bye normal step!

by Xiro January 3, 2003

poser

one whom is freakishly extravagant

white old man: DAM!!! CHECK OUT HER CA FLUFF FLUFFS!!!

young black dude: dude, your freak'n me out

by dwaddy May 13, 2005

poser

Someone who liek listens to music about getting high and they never do, listen to christian bands and still do bad things, or listen to punk bands when they really arent into the music. You get the point.

My boyfriend is such a fuckin poser, he listens to Kottonmouth Kings yet he's onyl gotten high once, haha

by LeXi April 22, 2003

poser

a person "backstage" at an event that is just in the way. Usually a "VIP" with a drink in one hand. Over dressed, too cool.

Some poser spilled beer on the audio cables.
No posers allowed on stage.

by Paul Whitfield January 16, 2008

poser

People who try to be something they are not, but it is opparent that they are just "posing". Posers ussually drive rice cars, and listen too pop-punk music. People who listen to metal or rock are not posers.

"Your such a poser for liking Camaros!" quoted from a poser.

by Joe Mofo December 28, 2005

poser

you, who are looking up the word poser to see if you fit into that category.

you. The reader of my definition. Your a poser

by Bizzeth October 21, 2007