writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss

Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

by kingbub112 February 29, 2016

faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011

Too pooped to Pope

When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.

Pope Benedict XVI is too pooped to Pope and is therefore resigning, apparently due to his age, frailty and stress from an over abundance of Catholic Church hanky panky.

by stanwich February 11, 2013

is the pope catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

by Colourful English May 16, 2006

James Pope

tall freak, who gets in with all the teaching faculty at his place of learning. Always seems to have some physical impairment and frequently gtes into heated arguments about pointless subjects.

James Pope

by The Real Satin August 20, 2013

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

new pope

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.

Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"

by Bari April 21, 2005