Please do not the cat

Please do not the cat

Please do not the cat

by Please do not the cat August 3, 2020

Kill Me Please

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.

Kill me please!

by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017

please edit me

Based on a Discord copypasta that starts with "Oh my god please edate me already".
When translating "edate me" to French, you get "éditez-moi", which means "edit me".

Person 1: "Oh my god, please edit me already"
Person 2: "What?"

by The kanker sisters October 29, 2020

Please Do Not The Cat

A poorly Translated image warning to not pet the cat.

Person 1: oooo A cat

Person who owns cat: PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT

by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021

help me please

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please

me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc

by Jack156 October 5, 2019

Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

by T2master November 14, 2007

Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004