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plastic rocket

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.
Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.
by YungBillyJet December 16, 2016
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plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
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Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel
Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016
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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products
"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."
by MobsterLobster November 12, 2014
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original plastic

a person who is self center about them-self and think that every thing is about them .
is Annie in little woman a original plastic
by lovedisneyhiro November 29, 2016
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Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.
Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.
by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010
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