plank

A meme you see in a dream

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine

by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023

planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.

Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks

by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022

The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.

Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022

Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!

by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

Planks

A combination of the words “please” and “thanks”. Used (non)specifically when under the influence of marijuana.

Defined as the correct word to both:

- Show gratitude and thanks conjointly towards a person, place, or thing.

- Save the time and effort of sending multiple messages in a row.

Sally: “Do you need a ride to class tomorrow?”
Josh: “Yes planks!”

by skyadsncehy March 30, 2022

Plank

Someone who is a bit if an idiot most of the time. Does things without thinking and lacks common sense.

"Wow, Norman is such an idiot."
"Yeah I know, he's a proper plank."

by RussianM0b February 24, 2021

Planked

Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.

Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!

by Punk123 June 28, 2025