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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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plank

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine
by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023
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plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.
Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome
by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017
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Planks

A combination of the words “please” and “thanks”. Used (non)specifically when under the influence of marijuana.

Defined as the correct word to both:

- Show gratitude and thanks conjointly towards a person, place, or thing.

- Save the time and effort of sending multiple messages in a row.
Sally: “Do you need a ride to class tomorrow?”
Josh: “Yes planks!”
by skyadsncehy March 30, 2022
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plank kink

yo you got a plank kink??
by swagmf420 July 21, 2021
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Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank
You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank
by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025
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Plank

Someone who is a bit if an idiot most of the time. Does things without thinking and lacks common sense.
"Wow, Norman is such an idiot."
"Yeah I know, he's a proper plank."
by RussianM0b February 24, 2021
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