Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 16, 2018
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pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 January 10, 2016
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Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
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Pity daps

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.
“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”
by LHRCJ September 15, 2023
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I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.
I pity the fool who threads on me.
by jeek620 December 01, 2022
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Self Pity

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson
by Skogsmulle October 06, 2017
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pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him
Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.
by March 13, 2024
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