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Race-Pity

Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.
"Dude, I'm not racist... I am using Race-Pity, it's totally normal.
by Jqoy June 4, 2021
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Pity

To feel sorry for someone. For example, if anyone were to pity Penny Marsh, that would be insane.
Don’t pity Penny when you literally can’t.
by penelopechiddybang September 29, 2019
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Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.
Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush
by Vacatsi July 5, 2021
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Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)
Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."
by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007
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Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
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Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.
My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.
by abblaz88 November 29, 2010
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Pity parti

When you feel bad for someone on an online call and decide to speak to them/speak in class
My Prof. keeps asking questions in class but no one responds so now his class is practically a pity parti. We only respond because we feel bad for him
by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021
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