pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.
by Benitokun December 15, 2010
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Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
by Max Baskin February 14, 2023
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Pity daps

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.
“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”
by LHRCJ September 15, 2023
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Self Pity

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson
by Skogsmulle October 06, 2017
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I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.
I pity the fool who threads on me.
by jeek620 December 01, 2022
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pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him
Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.
by March 13, 2024
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