chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011

Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

vegetable platter

When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.

Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!

by Willco11 October 31, 2015

Dylan Patterson

A Dick

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!

by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019

athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra

athena patterson is a libra

by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021