Peas and Needles

Pins and needles, but with peas. Softer, more gentle. Not as violent and doesn't disable you when getting off the bus.

Damn, my legs gone numb! Better hope for peas and needles.

by Furrymangoes April 13, 2010

Peaked out

When a person hits the absolute maximum potential for growth due to stress. Generally jawbones, shoulder width, height, hair color and sometimes even race suddenly changes due to stress, overeating, lack of sleep, or prolonged time having sexual intercourse.

The guy walked in the bar looking angry as hell! I swear, he looked like Dolph fucking Lundgren...He was so peaked out.

by Brandola May 31, 2014

Peasant Yokel

A low-life being, usually of the lowest class, who works in the fields gathering wheat for the Motherland. Also an insult.

"Oh, look at that peasant yokel, harvesting wheat"
"Look at Arky; he's such a peasant yokel"

by The_Great_Tsar September 10, 2014

Rachel Pearson

Pretty basic, not at all gucci

"Hey melissa is a total Rachel Pearson"

"That may be true but why are you in the shower with me"
"bYE"

by Gucci Anderson December 9, 2013

laptop peasant

Usually named Derick. A person who has to restart his laptop every 10 seconds. Always has loud TV noises in background. Sister yells at him for eating all his ice cream. Tries to be better than everyone else by killing them in smash bros but everyone knows that smash bros is a console peasant game. Usually has a lenovo laptop and always Has an i3. Usually looks like a tennis ball. hairline also looks like a tennis ball. Always names himself Pikachu., also spells emperor emporer.

"Wait I need to restart my laptop", you really are a laptop peasant

by pika cock sucker 420 69 April 30, 2020

Reaching Your Peak

Reaching Your Peak, metaphorically meaning when you've lost it at a certain point in the night and you've slightly gone crazy. Your eyes start to close, and you start speaking your mind as if you've lost any filters.

you're reaching your peak, you must be tired, you need some sleep.

by largefryingpan October 13, 2017

Black eyed peas

The gayest band in the world!
I feel bad for the girl because every time I see her with all those guys all I think is "she probably has to give them all a blow-job every day so they just keep her in the band!" Hahaha

Actually I really dont care, its just funny! LOL

by Enna B. January 8, 2005