movie parking

A parking spot right by or very close to the front door of your destination. So named because in movies, almost no one is ever shown walking a long distance from a parking spot. See also: Rock Star parking.

"Do you see a parking spot?"

"Yeah! On the right! Movie parking!"

by Alex Feigelson September 1, 2005

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

by How it is April 6, 2005

parking lot

A total eyesore. Usually forest and buildings are torn down for these, but in the end there is a surplus anyways. Made for cars to park in.

The whole world is gonna be a damn parking lot.

by =PaRtY_BaG= July 25, 2004

7-11 parking lot

better known as the "alternative homeless shelter"

there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot

by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007

human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

Doris Day Parking

Typically in Doris Day movies, she somehow, miraculously, gets a parking space right in front of the place she needs to go. How convenient! And being an urban dweller, where parking 10 blocks from your house is a gift, getting a spot right out front of the place you are going deserves it's very own name!

Friend: Thanks for coming over. Did you find a spot close by?
Visiting friend: Did I? I found Doris Day Parking -- I'm never leaving!

by mrs.roper July 6, 2009