Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."
by everybodywangchungtonight March 09, 2009
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Backside of the Poon

When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.
When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.
by Yung poon November 25, 2017
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Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.
Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!
by Fat Cats Fat February 03, 2011
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danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani
Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon
by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009
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Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.
Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon
by Duke of Dartford February 09, 2021
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Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.
by xmentalbenx August 22, 2020
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Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.
Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!
by cuntniggerpoonblood October 26, 2008
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