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Pity Guac

Getting free guacamole at Chipotle out of pity for your situation.
1. Damn man, I just went to chipotle and they didnt charge me for Guac.
2. HAHA u got pity guac'd
by jefak120 December 16, 2025
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tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons
And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.
by 🅰️ February 2, 2025
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You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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digger let’s Lip pity qwertfgh f d
by Cryaboutit March 24, 2023
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Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
by Max Baskin February 14, 2023
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Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious
I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya
by Ab24 March 11, 2024
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