Phono

An individual who is on his or her phone either texting, calling somebody or just going through their applications while their surroundings are socializing. Basically a person who does not want to be there and using a phone as a coping mechanism. Some people may find this normal, but most find this irritating and annoying. These kind of people are spotted in clubs, movie theaters, schools, during dates, bars and everywhere else. Another way of spelling is phone-ho

Stop being a phono and come joining the rest of us. Hey guys, do you smell that? It reeks of phono in here. Dude, during my date, she was being a phono the whole time. This phono bitch next to me is distracting me from the movie.

by Rolo Da Cholo May 6, 2009

Phojones

/fōˌˈhōˌnāz,-ˌnās/
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. When a man is on the phone with you and suddenly grows testicles, saying things he would never say to your face.
2. False courage; the illusion of guts.

phon·ova·ries
/fōnˌˈōv(ə)rēz,-ˌrēs /
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. The female version of phojones.

"He does not have the cojones to say that to your face, but he has phojones"

by BrowncoatBootlegger December 4, 2018

photobesity

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.

Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.

by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

photocopy boy

A functionary. Someone who does run-of-the-mill administrative jobs on behalf of others. A lackey. A stooge.

"John Paterson's on the cover of a trade magazine? But he's just the photocopy boy!"

by brummieboy123 September 19, 2016

Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.

Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.

by Bromozome January 27, 2018

photographerspeople

A typo in a mistake-ridden rejection email sent to over 3,000 photojournalists who applied for the 2020 New York Times Portfolio Review. A common phrase to refer to a photojournalist.

Damn, the New York Times really rejected thousands of photographerspeople from their annual portfolio review.

by freshbranflakes December 18, 2019

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

by FASH1976 November 4, 2009