Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
by Parmesan snowball September 03, 2017
When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.
Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!
by Dingleberry inc. February 16, 2022
A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022
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by Ldhfbe d November 03, 2019
the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return; love, care, and appreciation. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.
and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
by millymellyame August 12, 2024