Palmer

Lazy truck driver that takes long breaks, shuts down early, drops trailer, makes lots of mistakes, and is always late for deliveries.

I need to drive my clock out today, but I think I’m going to pull a Palmer.

by Biscuit601 November 21, 2021

Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.

Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer

by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019

lewis palmer

an absolute fucking cunt

hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?

yeah hes a fucking cunt

by Potatatatata March 10, 2020

Dirty Palmer

The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.

Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer

by Jeff Ardnt April 21, 2020

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.

i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.

by mast3rbates May 21, 2018

Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 3, 2016