Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

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GAGA Oreos

Worse than AIDS.

Last Tuesday my bike was stolen and I had to walk ten miles to get home then when I finally got there my day went totally GAGA Oreos when I discovered that “my friend “, Joel, “accidentally” burned my house down when he broke the “GOLDEN” Rule about igniting farts in the kitchen bare assed when he was absentmindedly igniting his kitchen farts and somehow through his ever deepening feelings of complacency or his immense ego and his voracious appetites and his immense hubris, he forgot that he was bare assed.

RIP Joel, RIP JOE, just as Iciras you flew too close to the sun, and fell back to earth you were excellent at tittles winkles but your pronounciation of the word “Foyer” was GAGA Oreos dude.

by Black Marmalade March 7, 2021

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