russell the one eyed wonder muscle

Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.

Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.

by Summer Toth September 5, 2008

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

One Eyed Spitting Snake

Your cock...

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

by Thach October 26, 2004

one-eyed fang

According to Chava, it's your "chile", or "one-eyed monster", in short it's your cock

damn hommie, last night I killed that bitch with the one-eyed fang, I squirted the poison and put her to sleep!

by El Jefe from H.O.B.B. October 26, 2008

one-eyed jack

The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.

After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he was cumming or going!

by Tas Mania January 12, 2007

One eyed marlin

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously

After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.

by Mason127 March 9, 2010