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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
mugGet the sales and cervixmug.

carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.
OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!
by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017
mugGet the carter salesmug.

The Estate Sale

There's two outcomes of why you came here

1- You're searching for the deluxe for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler, The Creator

Or

2- You were bored and decided to search this for no reason

The Estate Sale is a deluxe version for Call Me If You Get Lost by Tyler the Creator that released on 2023
Sam: Hey have you heard of Call Me If You Get Lost: The Estate Sale?

Salem: No.. what is that?

Sam: you're definitely missing out
by AnonWT. December 31, 2024
mugGet the The Estate Salemug.

bag sale

1. A female with an ugly face but a hot body.
She looked hot at first but when she turned around she was a total bag sale!
by joshy rotten October 17, 2008
mugGet the bag salemug.

Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
mugGet the Sales are hardmug.

$3 SALE

Unsuccessful Only Fans whores on Twitter be like: $3 SALE only today
This is a recurring pattern when searching "$3 SALE" on twitter
Friend: Found the hottest e-girl on Twitter
Me: That bitch probably on $3 sale
by Yolobert November 19, 2021
mugGet the $3 SALEmug.

david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
by My ninja nigga September 14, 2016
mugGet the david salesmug.

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