cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024

Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch

person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes

by cooch nutes May 6, 2021

Cooch Coaster

Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.

Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.

Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."

by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011

Cooches

When someone (usually a female) smells like cooch

This word is used primarily in South African rural areas and can also be used to describe women who may have aids but it is not well known for that.

Cooches

by KNICKER MAN May 22, 2024