Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.
Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?
Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.
Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.
by Momili October 30, 2013
by memecatdiscord December 19, 2018
When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.
by dosllama January 12, 2010
The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
by branstonbeans November 12, 2009
Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
by seagurl May 14, 2009
by zimbabwa April 27, 2007
That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.
Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."
Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
by hteb78 August 06, 2023