OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007

OJ da Juiceman

a retarded rapper with a high voice who says OK and AYYYYYY. he rides on guccis dick because he sucks by himself. you have to listen to the song a couple times to understand what hes saying he has bad speech impediment

some intelligent quotes by oj da juiceman
I JUS BOUGHT A CHIKEN N IT CAME WIT BISCUITS AYYYY
CHIKEN GO FER THERTY CHIKEN GO FER THERTY TRYNA SCORE A BIRDY

IM GETN MONEY CATCH ME IN YO TRAP N IM STILL GETN MONEY

by lambogod January 5, 2013

OJ's

Leather gloves.

The gloves that OJ Simpson wore to commit the crimes that had national attention.

"I love those OJ's that you are wearing. What is that, leather?"

by Ironlion March 15, 2009

Oj wanker

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification

Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker

by Boss252725 February 7, 2014

oj

In Europe, its a marlboro cigarette dipped in opium and then sprinkled with pot. If its done right, it looks like a green-hairy cigarette.

On his first trip to Amsterdam, John smoked a jumpoff cigarette called an OJ

by Jason Blackwell June 11, 2006